Lesson Transcript

This is the transcript for all lessons in Adventure High, including Jane's Private Classes.

Intro Classes

(Those are the classes present in the intro, before you have any real chance to do anything. Those are in no set order.)

(Attempting to entering the dungeon prior to going to Jane's first class triggers this scene).

Protagonist: It won't open...

 Jane's First Class

Jane: Hello students, I am Ms. Smith, but really I would prefer if you called me by my first name, Jane, instead.

Destructive magic is fairly similar to physical magic in a way. Both are largely used to inflict direct damage on an enemy. The difference, however, is that while physical magic is used to boost your own strength to attack an enemy physically, destructive magic is used directly on enemies to cause damage directly. Physical magic can help you bypass the magic defenses of some monsters, but normally destructive magic has more of a punch.

(If Sarah is normal)

Sarah: Now this is more like it. Support and Debilibating magic sucks

(If Sarah is mindless).

Sarah: This magic is my specialty, Sir/Ma'am.

(If Sarah is eager to please)

Sarah: I'm really good at this kind of magic. I hope when you see my magic in action you will be proud of me.

(If Sarah is tough)

Sarah: Now this is better than those other classes. Destructive magic is the best.

Jane: But that's enough about that.

I'm sure most of you would rather actually play with your magic than hear me talk about it, and that's exactly the kind of spirit I expect from my students!

So, instead let's talk about the dungeon. Normally the dungeon is closed for the first week of school, but I'm making an exception for anyone who stays in my class. It's generally safer to aim your fireballs at a monster than another student. Besides, the monsters on the upper floors are really pathetic. We haven't had a severe injury on the upper floors in years.

(If Val is in normal personality)

Val: I guess I could give this class a try if you want.

(If Val is in mindless personality)

Val: I am willing to stay in this class for you, Sir/Ma'am.

(If Val is in bimbo personality)

Val: This class could be fun to be in!

(If Val is in goth personality)

Val: I think I'll take this class. Be good to know how to burn shit down.

(The Protagonist replies with the following line on all routes)

Protagonist: Why not? We already know we can handle the monsters in the dungeon on our own.

Jane: I'd like to give you guys some advice though before I send you off. First you should keep an eye out for more Sigils. They can be hard to spot from a distance, but when you touch one, you can warp straight to it next time. 

If you get injured, don't forget to heal yourselves between battle! Dr. Tiff would murder me if I didn't explain this. Just open your menu with Enter, and select your magic menu. You can cast certain spells from there.

From your menu, you can also return from the dungeon at any time. Simply select return to room to will yourself home. Now, I'm sure you are all eager to get into the dungeon and give your new spells a try, so I'll see you all next class! Have fun!

Jane's Second Class 

Jane: ...Which is how this city came to be founded. We don't know if there are any other human civilzations out there yet, but if any do exist we won't be likely to ever meet them.

Are there any questions?

(If Julia is normal)

Julia: How, exactly, could animals possibly have done so much damage? Isn't intelligence essential to using magic most effectively?

(If Julia is any non-normal personality)

Female Student: I don't get it. Humans are smarter than animals, how could they learn magic faster than us?

Jane: Ironically, it was our intelligence that lead us to being the least capable beings on the planet at using magic, at first.

Before we could even start to learn to use magic, we had to first accept that it was real, and that we could it use it all. While most people were in denial, animals never gave it a second thought.

That kind of head start was impossible to overcome...

Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but this history lesson is a bit gloomy for me. How about we take a break for now and go knock a few monsters around. Have fun out there!

 Drape's First Class

Drape: I do hope everybody is here. I will be starting now regardless. This year we will be doing things a little differently. I do not like to waste time, so any of you who cannot cast debilibating magic yourselves, and are not on a team with somebody who can, you may as well not return to my classroom after today. Since I know you have all only paired off prior to now, I will give you a few minutes to form teams of three.

Sarah: How can we get someone with debilibating magic in our team if everyone with that magic is already in a team of two?

Drape: If you are unwilling to join a team that already has a student with debilibating magic, that is your problem.

(If Val is in Normal personality)

Val: We both have debilibating magic, what should we do?

Protagonist: I don't want anyone getting paranoid over my spell. Just tell them about yours.

Val: I understand, well, *Ahem* If anyone wants to join our team, I have a debilibating spell!

Protagonist: It looks like everyone is arguing amongst themselves. They might not have even heard you.

Val: I'm sorry, they must be too distracted to hear me.

(If Val is in Mindless personality)

Val: Your debilitating magic power is far more powerful than mine, Sir/Ma'am. Do you want me to tell them so you can recruit someone?

Protagonist: I know it is, slave, but we don't want people getting suspicious of me. Let's keep that spell a secret for now.

Val: Yes, Sir/Ma'am. *Ahem* I have debilitating magic, if anyone wants to join our team!

Protagonist: It looks like everyone is arguing amongst themselves. They might not have even heard you.

Val: Sorry, Sir/Ma'am. I will try harder to be heard.

(If Val is in Bimbo personality)

Val: You've got, like, way better magic than I do! Wanna show them?

Protagonist: It's probably better to keep it a secret for now. Just tell them about yours.

Val: Sure! Hey guys! Anyone wanna join our team, I've got like, great deblating.. dibiating.. um.. like, I can cast debuffs!

Protagonist: It looks like everyone is arguing amongst themselves. They might not have even heard you.

Val: But like, I yelled and everything! They should be like, all over us!

(If Val is in Goth personality)

Val: Your debilitating magic is clearly better than mine. You should tell them about yours so someone will join our team.

Protagonist: I'd rather keep my spell a secret. Go ahead and tell them about yours instead

Val: Fine... Hey! Listen up! I have some debilitating magic if any of you fuckers wants to be part of my team.

Protagonist: It looks like everyone is aruging amongst themselves. They might not have even heard you.

Val: Whatever. If they don't want to join us, they can just drop out.

Sarah: I heard you.

Protagonist: Oh! Did your team mate leave you to join another team?

Sarah: Oh please, she was lucky to have me on her team as long as I was. Nobody in this school can match the power of my destructive magic!

(Sounds like your magic is a pretty big deal.)

Sarah: I am a pretty big deal. And don't worry about me ditching you, I'm pretty loyal to friends who actually appreciate my power! Ah, before I forget, my name is Sarah, what's yours?

Protagonist: Oh, I almost forgot as well. My name is [Protagonist], and this is Val.

Sarah: Good to meet you two. Let's rock that dungeon! 

(Sarah joins the Party)

(How do I know you're telling the truth?)

Sarah: Well, I suppose my power IS quite unbelivable. Don't worry though, I'll show you just how powerful I am when we can get back in the dungeon. Ah, my name is Sarah, by the way. What's yours?

Protagonist: Oh, I almost forgot as well. My name is [Protagonist], and this is Val.

Sarah: Good to meet you two. Let's rock that dungeon!

(Sarah joins the Party)

Drape: That's long enough. If you aren't in a team by now, you can find one on your own time. Debilibating magic is often overlooked as a viable strategy, due to it's indirect nature.

However, you will no doubt find once you begin to delve deeper into the dungeon that taking every monster in a straight fight will leave you quickly exhausted.

Being successful in this school will require more than a brute force approach to combat. An easy to cast debilibating spell can often make a greater impact than simply shelling out raw damage.

Sarah: (Not if I can blow them away in a single blast...)

Drape: I am not going deaf in my old age, young lady. Why don't you show up exactly how powerful your magic is?

Sarah: I can do that easily! I just.. er..

Drape: We are waiting...

Sarah: My.. My arms.. won't move!

Drape: I suppose you won't be posing a threat to any hypothetical monsters then, will you? Now, as I was saying, a low effort debilibating spell can easily save you from injury, or reduce the effort needed to finish off a particularly dangerous monster. I realize some of you have gifts that make debilitating magic difficult to learn, but if you choose not to develop those talents, you will have no pity from me.

Dr. Tiff's First Class

(Since Dr. Tiff has two vastly different personalities, bold is her normal personality and italics is her pissed off personality).

Dr. Tiff: I don't fucking care what kind of Rack you were hit by! You are staying in this goddamn bed until I SAY you are better.

THAT GOES FOR BOTH OF YOU. Now stay put. I have a class to attend.

Dr. Tiff: Why, hello class. I am Dr. Tiff, and I will assist you with your support magic studies. Support magic is exactly what it sounds like. It's the power to help others, rather than directly attacking or emparing enemies.

Personally, I love using support magic. Nothing feels more satisfying than helping others in need.

Oh, it looks like one of my patients needs me. Just a moment.

Dr. Tiff: Oh so you thought you could sneak out of the window while I was teaching a class huh? HOW ABOUT I THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT??

If I see you so much as put one foot on the floor without my permission again, I will hang you upside down until you learn how to walk on your hands! DO YOU HEAR ME!!

Protagonist: Wow.. She has some... anger problems.

(If Val is in Normal personality)

Val: Um... remind me not to tell anyone if I get sick...

(If Val is in Mindless personality)

Val: Yes, Sir/Ma'am. I will do my best to keep you safe from needing her care.

(If Val is in Bimbo personality)

Val: Hehe, I'm sure she's like, just super passionate about her work!

(If Val is in Goth personality)

Val: Some anger problems?? She's a fucking lunatic!

Dr. Tiff: Sorry about that interuption. As I was saying, we are here to help you reach your full potentional. If you like to support your friends as much as I do, come talk to me any time and I'll be glad to help you learn.

Dr. Tiff: Just be careful when you are in the dungeon, you don't want to get yourself hurt!

Ms. Rack's Secret Notes

Dr. Tiff's Secret Notes

Lesson 2

Normal Cassandra

(Once you find the note)

Cassandra: Well, isn't this place unsettling.

Protagonist: What makes you say that?

Cassandra: I like my monsters... less fuckable.

Protagonist: I guess those flowers were odd. You found them attractive?

Cassandra: Wouldn't you like to think that.

Protagonist: I will unless you say otherwise.

Cassandra: Go right on ahead. At least I'll know you're fantasizing about me.

Protagonist: What?

Cassandra: Well, that's what you're doing if you're thinking about kind of things I'd fuck.

Protagonist: Well, if I have your permission...

Cassandra: Whatever. I'm sure you think of me all- Huh...? Hey, there's a note!

Protagonist: Really? Well, I guess you get off easy this time. Which class is it this time?

Cassandra: Looks like Dr. Tiff. I found this one, so you better bring me along!

Class - Normal Cassandra

Dr. Tiff: It looks like a fair number of you are still finding the notes; and I've only had to treat a few of you too. This year is going much better than last year!

Now, before we get on to spells to make your friends stronger, I want to take some time to discuss ailments.

Dr. Tiff: Nobody likes to be stuck under some curse or to be poisoned.

So I don't like hearing that one of you has a tendency to do that to other students.

Cassandra: Oh Geez...

Dr. Tiff: Yes you. Get up here. Now.

Cassandra: Alright! I'm going!

Dr. Tiff: Good, now what do you have to say for yourself?

Cassandra: For what?

Dr. Tiff: Don't think I don't hear the rumors. You've been challenging other students and cursing them since the start of the year.

Cassandra: Come on! That's not my fault people want to fight me!

Dr. Tiff: Well, I guess I can let you off the hook for now... If you can show me just one support spell you've mastered.

Cassandra: That'll be easy!

Dr. Tiff: Well, I have a dummy here with a curse on it. Go ahead and remove it.

Cassandra: Right, I've got this.

...There. It's gone.

Dr. Tiff: It still has a curse on it.

Cassandra: But I removed the one you put on!

Dr. Tiff: It's still cursed. The rest of you can go. I have a... Private lesson to give our troublemaker.

[She didn't really teach anything, but you still feel oddly more proficient with support magic.]

(If Cassandra isn't in your party)

Dr. Tiff: Welcome everyone. It looks like most of you made it again. There is one face I do miss though. Oh well, we can still learn something!

Now, I'll need a volunteer. I think I'll be taking... You. In the blue ponytail. Get up here!

Protagonist: Um... Me?

Dr. Tiff: Do you see anyone else in the room with your hairstyle?

Protagonist: I... Guess not.

Dr. Tiff: THEN GET UP HERE!

Protagonist: Okay! I'm coming!

Dr. Tiff: I hope you are ready.

Protagonist: What?

Dr. Tiff: Now! I have a dummy enchanted with a fake curse. All I need you to do is demonstrate a spell to remove that curse. Can you do that?

Protagonist: Yeah, I know how to do that. Give me a second...

[You reach out with your magic, sensing the magic on the dummy. With one mental command, you can feel the energy reforming it's self. In almost an instant, a new support spell hung in the curse's place.]

Dr. Tiff: Very good! And a bonus support buff as well? You are a natural. Alright, the rest of you practice what you just saw on your own.

[Party members' Support magic experience increased]

Drape's Secret Notes

Finding the Note - Cursed Val

Val: Looks like it's a bit quieter here. It's a bit eerie.

Protagonist: You're right. I wonder if there is a reason for it. Let's look around.

Val: Sure, let's take a look.

Protagonist: Just try to be careful. There could still be a few monsters..

Val: Thanks, but try not to worry about me too much.

Protagonist: Hm... It looks like there is a note here.

Val: Oh, good job! What does it say?

Protagonist: It looks like... Mr. Drape's class is next...

Val: Oh! That's my favorite class! We should hurry so we're not late!

Protagonist: I guess I don't have much choice...

Jane's Secret Notes

Jane's Private Classes

Lesson 4 - Transform

Protagonist Succeeds

(This allows you to continue the game.)

Protagonist Fails

(This leads to a Bad Ending.)