Lesson Transcript

"It looks like a fair number of you are still finding the notes; and I've only had to treat a few of you too. This year is going much better than last year!" - Dr. Tiff

This is the transcript for all lessons in Adventure High, including Jane's Private Classes.

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Intro Classes

(Those are the classes present in the intro, before you have any real chance to do anything. Those are in no set order.)

(Attempting to entering the dungeon prior to going to Jane's first class triggers this scene).

Protagonist: It won't open...

Jane's First Class

Jane: Hello students, I am Ms. Smith, but really I would prefer if you called me by my first name, Jane, instead.

Destructive magic is fairly similar to physical magic in a way. Both are largely used to inflict direct damage on an enemy. The difference, however, is that while physical magic is used to boost your own strength to attack an enemy physically, destructive magic is used directly on enemies to cause damage directly. Physical magic can help you bypass the magic defenses of some monsters, but normally destructive magic has more of a punch.

(If Sarah is normal)

Sarah: Now this is more like it. Support and Debilibating magic sucks

(If Sarah is mindless).

Sarah: This magic is my specialty, Sir/Ma'am.

(If Sarah is eager to please)

Sarah: I'm really good at this kind of magic. I hope when you see my magic in action you will be proud of me.

(If Sarah is tough)

Sarah: Now this is better than those other classes. Destructive magic is the best.

Jane: But that's enough about that.

I'm sure most of you would rather actually play with your magic than hear me talk about it, and that's exactly the kind of spirit I expect from my students!

So, instead let's talk about the dungeon. Normally the dungeon is closed for the first week of school, but I'm making an exception for anyone who stays in my class. It's generally safer to aim your fireballs at a monster than another student. Besides, the monsters on the upper floors are really pathetic. We haven't had a severe injury on the upper floors in years.

(If Val is in normal personality)

Val: I guess I could give this class a try if you want.

(If Val is in mindless personality)

Val: I am willing to stay in this class for you, Sir/Ma'am.

(If Val is in bimbo personality)

Val: This class could be fun to be in!

(If Val is in goth personality)

Val: I think I'll take this class. Be good to know how to burn shit down.

(The Protagonist replies with the following line on all routes)

Protagonist: Why not? We already know we can handle the monsters in the dungeon on our own.

Jane: I'd like to give you guys some advice though before I send you off. First you should keep an eye out for more Sigils. They can be hard to spot from a distance, but when you touch one, you can warp straight to it next time. 

If you get injured, don't forget to heal yourselves between battle! Dr. Tiff would murder me if I didn't explain this. Just open your menu with Enter, and select your magic menu. You can cast certain spells from there.

From your menu, you can also return from the dungeon at any time. Simply select return to room to will yourself home. Now, I'm sure you are all eager to get into the dungeon and give your new spells a try, so I'll see you all next class! Have fun!

Jane's Second Class 

Jane: ...Which is how this city came to be founded. We don't know if there are any other human civilzations out there yet, but if any do exist we won't be likely to ever meet them.

Are there any questions?

(If Julia is normal)

Julia: How, exactly, could animals possibly have done so much damage? Isn't intelligence essential to using magic most effectively?

(If Julia is any non-normal personality)

Female Student: I don't get it. Humans are smarter than animals, how could they learn magic faster than us?

Jane: Ironically, it was our intelligence that lead us to being the least capable beings on the planet at using magic, at first.

Before we could even start to learn to use magic, we had to first accept that it was real, and that we could it use it all. While most people were in denial, animals never gave it a second thought.

That kind of head start was impossible to overcome...

Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but this history lesson is a bit gloomy for me. How about we take a break for now and go knock a few monsters around. Have fun out there!

Drape's First Class

Drape: I do hope everybody is here. I will be starting now regardless. This year we will be doing things a little differently. I do not like to waste time, so any of you who cannot cast debilibating magic yourselves, and are not on a team with somebody who can, you may as well not return to my classroom after today. Since I know you have all only paired off prior to now, I will give you a few minutes to form teams of three.

Sarah: How can we get someone with debilibating magic in our team if everyone with that magic is already in a team of two?

Drape: If you are unwilling to join a team that already has a student with debilibating magic, that is your problem.

(If Val is in Normal personality)

Val: We both have debilibating magic, what should we do?

Protagonist: I don't want anyone getting paranoid over my spell. Just tell them about yours.

Val: I understand, well, *Ahem* If anyone wants to join our team, I have a debilibating spell!

Protagonist: It looks like everyone is arguing amongst themselves. They might not have even heard you.

Val: I'm sorry, they must be too distracted to hear me.

(If Val is in Mindless personality)

Val: Your debilitating magic power is far more powerful than mine, Sir/Ma'am. Do you want me to tell them so you can recruit someone?

Protagonist: I know it is, slave, but we don't want people getting suspicious of me. Let's keep that spell a secret for now.

Val: Yes, Sir/Ma'am. *Ahem* I have debilitating magic, if anyone wants to join our team!

Protagonist: It looks like everyone is arguing amongst themselves. They might not have even heard you.

Val: Sorry, Sir/Ma'am. I will try harder to be heard.

(If Val is in Bimbo personality)

Val: You've got, like, way better magic than I do! Wanna show them?

Protagonist: It's probably better to keep it a secret for now. Just tell them about yours.

Val: Sure! Hey guys! Anyone wanna join our team, I've got like, great deblating.. dibiating.. um.. like, I can cast debuffs!

Protagonist: It looks like everyone is arguing amongst themselves. They might not have even heard you.

Val: But like, I yelled and everything! They should be like, all over us!

(If Val is in Goth personality)

Val: Your debilitating magic is clearly better than mine. You should tell them about yours so someone will join our team.

Protagonist: I'd rather keep my spell a secret. Go ahead and tell them about yours instead

Val: Fine... Hey! Listen up! I have some debilitating magic if any of you fuckers wants to be part of my team.

Protagonist: It looks like everyone is aruging amongst themselves. They might not have even heard you.

Val: Whatever. If they don't want to join us, they can just drop out.

Sarah: I heard you.

Protagonist: Oh! Did your team mate leave you to join another team?

Sarah: Oh please, she was lucky to have me on her team as long as I was. Nobody in this school can match the power of my destructive magic!

Sounds like your magic is a pretty big deal.

Sarah: I am a pretty big deal. And don't worry about me ditching you, I'm pretty loyal to friends who actually appreciate my power! Ah, before I forget, my name is Sarah, what's yours?

Protagonist: Oh, I almost forgot as well. My name is [Protagonist], and this is Val.

Sarah: Good to meet you two. Let's rock that dungeon! 

(Sarah joins the Party)

How do I know you're telling the truth?

Sarah: Well, I suppose my power IS quite unbelivable. Don't worry though, I'll show you just how powerful I am when we can get back in the dungeon. Ah, my name is Sarah, by the way. What's yours?

Protagonist: Oh, I almost forgot as well. My name is [Protagonist], and this is Val.

Sarah: Good to meet you two. Let's rock that dungeon!

(Sarah joins the Party)

Drape: That's long enough. If you aren't in a team by now, you can find one on your own time. Debilibating magic is often overlooked as a viable strategy, due to it's indirect nature.

However, you will no doubt find once you begin to delve deeper into the dungeon that taking every monster in a straight fight will leave you quickly exhausted.

Being successful in this school will require more than a brute force approach to combat. An easy to cast debilibating spell can often make a greater impact than simply shelling out raw damage.

Sarah: (Not if I can blow them away in a single blast...)

Drape: I am not going deaf in my old age, young lady. Why don't you show up exactly how powerful your magic is?

Sarah: I can do that easily! I just.. er..

Drape: We are waiting...

Sarah: My.. My arms.. won't move!

Drape: I suppose you won't be posing a threat to any hypothetical monsters then, will you? Now, as I was saying, a low effort debilibating spell can easily save you from injury, or reduce the effort needed to finish off a particularly dangerous monster. I realize some of you have gifts that make debilitating magic difficult to learn, but if you choose not to develop those talents, you will have no pity from me.

Dr. Tiff's First Class

(Since Dr. Tiff has two vastly different personalities, bold is her normal personality and italics is her pissed off personality).

Dr. Tiff: I don't fucking care what kind of Rack you were hit by! You are staying in this goddamn bed until I SAY you are better.

THAT GOES FOR BOTH OF YOU. Now stay put. I have a class to attend.

Dr. Tiff: Why, hello class. I am Dr. Tiff, and I will assist you with your support magic studies. Support magic is exactly what it sounds like. It's the power to help others, rather than directly attacking or emparing enemies.

Personally, I love using support magic. Nothing feels more satisfying than helping others in need.

Oh, it looks like one of my patients needs me. Just a moment.

Dr. Tiff: Oh so you thought you could sneak out of the window while I was teaching a class huh? HOW ABOUT I THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT??

If I see you so much as put one foot on the floor without my permission again, I will hang you upside down until you learn how to walk on your hands! DO YOU HEAR ME!!

Protagonist: Wow.. She has some... anger problems.

(If Val is present)

(If Val is in Normal personality)

Val: Um... remind me not to tell anyone if I get sick...

(If Val is in Mindless personality)

Val: Yes, Sir/Ma'am. I will do my best to keep you safe from needing her care.

(If Val is in Bimbo personality)

Val: Hehe, I'm sure she's like, just super passionate about her work!

(If Val is in Goth personality)

Val: Some anger problems?? She's a fucking lunatic!

(Regardless of if she is and her personality, this is next)

Dr. Tiff: Sorry about that interuption. As I was saying, we are here to help you reach your full potentional. If you like to support your friends as much as I do, come talk to me any time and I'll be glad to help you learn.

Dr. Tiff: Just be careful when you are in the dungeon, you don't want to get yourself hurt!

Ms. Rack's Secret Notes

Lesson 1

No Teacher

(This scene happens during all of the classes when Ms. Rack is not present. As such, it will only be listed once.)

Protagonist: ...

[As the class fills, you look around, but do not see any sign of Ms. Rack. Before long, you realize she won't show up. She's still in your bedroom acting as a piece of furniture. Even her duty as a teacher isn't enough to move her without your permission. So as not to be suspicious, you continue to wait until the other students grow impatient and begin to leave before taking your leave. You'll need to give Ms. Rack permission to attend this class.]

Dr. Tiff's Secret Notes

Lesson 1

With Sarah

Dr. Tiff: Welcome everyone. Looks like most of you managed to find the second note. That is promising. Now, today I will be helping you learn more about healing your fellow party members. Healing is one of the most important parts of adventuring. Keeping everyone healthy and on their feet is vital to surviving in the dungeon.

(If Sarah is Normal)

Sarah: So.. what if you do get - I mean, if someone does get knocked out?

(If Sarah is Mindless)

Sarah: What do you do if you fail to keep your party members concious?

(If Sarah is Eager to Please)

Sarah: Um.. But.. What do you do with a party member who has been knocked down?

(If Sarah is Tough)

Sarah: What if a party member does get knocked off their feet? What do you do at that point? 

Dr. Tiff: You heal them!

Sarah: But if they are unconcious...

Dr. Tiff: HEALING IS HEALING. You don't need a special spell just because your patient is a little more hurt. They will wake up when their injuries are gone. 

Dr. Tiff: Now, I need a volunteer for a hands on demonstration, so come up here and show me how you would heal this cut on this dummy here.

(If Sarah is Normal)

Sarah: I'm.. ah.. not so good at this but...

(If Sarah is Mindless)

Sarah: Yes, Ma'am.

(If Sarah is Eager to Please)

Sarah: I.. I will try my best, Ma'am...

(If Sarah is Tough)

Sarah: Not a problem. I will come up with something.

Dr. Tiff: Don't worry, this is a learning enviroment. Just focus your energies on sealing the wound and let your magic take shape...

[Sarah closes her eyes, appearing to be focusing intently on the dummy in front of her. After a few moments, she finally opens her hands, as the wound on the dummy suddenly bursts into flame]

Dr. Tiff: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

(If Sarah is Normal)

Sarah: I was just trying to close the wound!

(If Sarah is Mindless)

Sarah: I did not achieve the result I was aiming for. I am sorry.

(If Sarah is Eager to Please)

Sarah: I just.. I was trying..

(If Sarah is Tough)

Sarah: I was attempting to cauterize the wound to stop any blood loss. 

Dr. Tiff: YOU DO NOT HEAL PEOPLE WITH FIRE! IF I CATCH YOU TRYING TO CAST THAT SPELL ON A PATIENT, I WILL MAKE YOU NEXT CLASS'S PRACTICE DUMMY! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?? 

(If Sarah is Normal)

Sarah: Y-Yes! I understand!

(If Sarah is Mindless)

Sarah: I am sorry. I will do better.

(If Sarah is Eager to Please)

Sarah: Y-Yes Ma'am!

(If Sarah is Tough)

Sarah: I understand.

Dr. Tiff: Now, I will let you all practice on your own. Don't be shy of making mistakes, that is how we all learn, after all. You may go when you are done practicing.

[That was a terrifying class... but you seem to have learned more about supportive magic in spite of it. Party members' Support magic experience increased]

With Val

Dr. Tiff: Welcome everyone. Looks like most of you managed to find the second note. That is promising. Now, today I will be helping you learn more about healing your fellow party members. Healing is one of the most important parts of adventuring. Keeping everyone healthy and on their feet is vital to surviving in the dungeon.

(If Val is Normal)

Val: So... what do you do when your team mates do get knocked out?

(If Val is Mindless)

Val: What do you do if you fail to keep your party member concious?

(If Val is Bimbo)

Val: So... what do you do when your team mates do get knocked out?

(If Val is Goth)

Val: What about when your team mate goes and faints on you?

Dr. Tiff: You heal them!

Val: But if they are unconcious...

Dr. Tiff: HEALING IS HEALING. You don't need a special spell just because your patient is a little more hurt. They will wake up when their injuries are gone.

Dr. Tiff: Now, I need a volunteer for a hands on demonstration, so come up here and show me how you would heal this cut on this dummy here.

(If Val is Normal)

Val: Sure. I can give it a try.

(If Val is Mindless)

Val: Yes, Ma'am.

(If Val is Bimbo)

Val: Sure. I can give it a try.

(If Val is Goth)

Val: I guess I'll give it a try.

Dr. Tiff: Don't worry, this is a learning enviroment. Just focus your energies on sealing the wound and let your magic take shape...

[Val puts her hands on the dummy's wound, apparently focusing for a few moments before the stitching begins to pull together, sealing almost half the opening.]

Dr. Tiff: Very good. It's hasn't been healed by much, but it is a start.

(If Val is Normal)

Val: Thanks, I hope I'll get better with practice though.

(If Val is Mindless)

Val: Thank you, Ma'am.

(If Val is Bimbo)

Val: Thanks, I hope I'll get better with practice though.

(If Val is Goth)

Val: I guess it isn't too hard.

Dr. Tiff: Now, as for the rest of you, practice what you've just seen on your own, and you should be start to get a handle on healing others.

[This class was less frightening than you expected it to be, and you learned more about supportive magic as well! Party members' Support magic experience increased]

Alone

Dr. Tiff: Welcome everyone. Looks like most of you managed to find the second note. That is promising. Now, today I will be helping you learn more about healing your fellow party members. Healing is one of the most important parts of adventuring. Keeping everyone healthy and on their feet is vital to surviving in the dungeon.

Protagonist: What if your party members do fall unconcious?

Dr. Tiff: You heal them!

Protagonist: But... If they're unconcious...

Dr. Tiff: HEALING IS HEALING. You don't need a special spell just because your patient is a little more hurt. They will wake up when their injuries are gone.

Dr. Tiff: Now, I need a volunteer for a hands on demonstration, so come up here and show me how you would heal this cut on this dummy here.

Protagonist: I'm already good at healing. I can do that.

Dr. Tiff: That's good to hear. Go ahead and use your spell on the dummy.

[You place your hands on the dummy, letting the familiar energies flow through you, entering the dummy and improving it's form slightly and sealing the wound in the process]

Dr. Tiff: YOU IDIOT! THAT IS PHYSICAL MAGIC, NOT SUPPORT MAGIC!

Protagonist: But it's healed!

Dr. Tiff: Magic effects can overlap between classes of magic. You won't get any better at support magic by casting your healing spells this way. Now. Do it again, and this time focus on HEALING the wound, not on IMPROVING the target.

[Closing your eyes, you focus again on the dummy, putting your hand over a second cut on it's arm. Nothing seems to happen at first as you tell yourself to heal the wound though. Several moments pass as you can feel the hot, furious glare of Dr. Tiff behind your back. Finally, in desperation, you mentally order the wound to close, causing it to immediately begin to stitch itself back together.]

Dr. Tiff: There. Now that is a proper heal. As for the rest of you, practice what we've just demonstrated on your own, and you will get the hang of your first healing spell soon. 

[This class was rather intimidating, but you managed to learn more about supportie magic! Party members' Support magic experience increased]

Lesson 2

Normal Cassandra

Dr. Tiff: It looks like a fair number of you are still finding the notes; and I've only had to treat a few of you too. This year is going much better than last year!

Now, before we get on to spells to make your friends stronger, I want to take some time to discuss ailments.

Dr. Tiff: Nobody likes to be stuck under some curse or to be poisoned.

So I don't like hearing that one of you has a tendency to do that to other students.

Cassandra: Oh Geez...

Dr. Tiff: Yes you. Get up here. Now.

Cassandra: Alright! I'm going!

Dr. Tiff: Good, now what do you have to say for yourself?

Cassandra: For what?

Dr. Tiff: Don't think I don't hear the rumors. You've been challenging other students and cursing them since the start of the year.

Cassandra: Come on! That's not my fault people want to fight me!

Dr. Tiff: Well, I guess I can let you off the hook for now... If you can show me just one support spell you've mastered.

Cassandra: That'll be easy!

Dr. Tiff: Well, I have a dummy here with a curse on it. Go ahead and remove it.

Cassandra: Right, I've got this.

...There. It's gone.

Dr. Tiff: It still has a curse on it.

Cassandra: But I removed the one you put on!

Dr. Tiff: It's still cursed. The rest of you can go. I have a... Private lesson to give our troublemaker.

[She didn't really teach anything, but you still feel oddly more proficient with support magic.]

Mindless Cassandra

Dr. Tiff: It looks like a fair number of you are still finding the notes; and I've only had to treat a few of you too. This year is going much better than last year!

Now, before we get on to spells to make your friends stronger, I want to take some time to discuss ailments.

Dr. Tiff: Nobody likes to be stuck under some curse or to be poisoned.

So I don't like hearing that one of you has a tendency to do that to other students.

Cassandra: ...

Dr. Tiff: Well? Get up here already!

Cassandra: Yes Ma'am...

Dr. Tiff: Well, well, let me get a look at you...

Cassandra: Yes, Ma'am.

(If you don't have your deal with Dr. Tiff from the Redemption Route)

Dr. Tiff: Looks like you've gotten a taste of your own medicine haven't you.

Cassandra: Yes Ma'am...

Dr. Tiff: Well then, I have just the thing for you. If you can cast for me just one little support spell I'll fix that curse for you.

Cassandra: I... I see...

Dr. Tiff: Well, I have a dummy here with a curse on it. Go ahead and remove it. 

Cassandra: Of course... ...Nope. Can't do it.

Dr. Tiff: ...Right. You can stay how you are then. You deserve it.

Cassandra: Thank you, Ma'am.

Dr. Tiff: Fine then. You can all go, I'm done for today.

[She didn't really teach anything, but you still feel oddly more prodicient with support magic.]

(If you accepted Dr. Tiff's deal)

Maid Cassandra

Dr. Tiff: It looks like a fair number of you are still finding the notes; and I've only had to treat a few of you too. This year is going much better than last year!

Now, before we get on to spells to make your friends stronger, I want to take some time to discuss ailments.

Dr. Tiff: Nobody likes to be stuck under some curse or to be poisoned.

So I don't like hearing that one of you has a tendency to do that to other students.

Cassandra: Uh oh...

Dr. Tiff: That's right. I mean you. Get up here, now.

Cassandra: R-Right away, Ma'am!

Dr. Tiff: Well, well, let me get a look at you...

Cassandra: Y-Yes of course...

(If you don't have your deal with Dr. Tiff from the Redemption Route)

Dr. Tiff: Looks like you've gotten a taste of your own medicine haven't you.

Cassandra: I-I suppose so, Ma'am...

Dr. Tiff: Well then, I have just the thing for you. If you can cast for me just one little support spell I'll fix that curse for you.

Cassandra: I understand...

Dr. Tiff: Well, I have a dummy here with a curse on it. Go ahead and remove it. 

Cassandra: Yes Ma'am... ...Sorry, I can't.

Dr. Tiff: ...Right. You can stay how you are then. You deserve it.

Cassandra: Thank you, Ma'am.

Dr. Tiff: Fine then. You can all go, I'm done for today.

[She didn't really teach anything, but you still feel oddly more prodicient with support magic.]

Cow Cassandra

Dr. Tiff: It looks like a fair number of you are still finding the notes; and I've only had to treat a few of you too. This year is going much better than last year!

Now, before we get on to spells to make your friends stronger, I want to take some time to discuss ailments.

Dr. Tiff: Nobody likes to be stuck under some curse or to be poisoned.

So I don't like hearing that one of you has a tendency to do that to other students.

Cassandra: Moo...?

Dr. Tiff: Don't play dumb. Get up here.

Cassandra: Yes Mmm-Ma'ammmoo...

Dr. Tiff: Well, well, let me get a look at you...

Cassandra: Mmookay...

(If you don't have your deal with Dr. Tiff from the Redemption Route)

Dr. Tiff: Looks like you've gotten a taste of your own medicine haven't you.

Cassandra: Yeah, it's nice...

Dr. Tiff: Well then, I have just the thing for you. If you can cast for me just one little support spell I'll fix that curse for you.

Cassandra: Uh huh...

Dr. Tiff: Well, I have a dummy here with a curse on it. Go ahead and remove it. 

Cassandra: I'll try... Its uh... not working?

Dr. Tiff: ...Right. You can stay how you are then. You deserve it.

Cassandra: Yup. I deserve it!

Dr. Tiff: Fine then. You can all go, I'm done for today.

[She didn't really teach anything, but you still feel oddly more prodicient with support magic.]

(If you accepted Dr. Tiff's deal)

Alone

Dr. Tiff: Welcome everyone. It looks like most of you made it again. There is one face I do miss though. Oh well, we can still learn something!

Now, I'll need a volunteer. I think I'll be taking... You. In the blue ponytail. Get up here!

Protagonist: Um... Me?

Dr. Tiff: Do you see anyone else in the room with your hairstyle?

Protagonist: I... Guess not.

Dr. Tiff: THEN GET UP HERE!

Protagonist: Okay! I'm coming!

Dr. Tiff: I hope you are ready.

Protagonist: What?

Dr. Tiff: Now! I have a dummy enchanted with a fake curse. All I need you to do is demonstrate a spell to remove that curse. Can you do that?

Protagonist: Yeah, I know how to do that. Give me a second...

[You reach out with your magic, sensing the magic on the dummy. With one mental command, you can feel the energy reforming it's self. In almost an instant, a new support spell hung in the curse's place.]

Dr. Tiff: Very good! And a bonus support buff as well? You are a natural. Alright, the rest of you practice what you just saw on your own.

[Party members' Support magic experience increased]

Drape's Secret Notes

Jane's Secret Notes

Jane's Private Classes

Lesson 1 - Suppress

(She has different dialogue depending on if you're on the Heroic Route, Tempted Hero route or any other route.)

I'm ready

(This only happens on the Heroic Route)

I don't think so

(This only happens on the Heroic Route)

Lesson 4 - Transform

Protagonist Transforms into Molly

Protagonist Succeeds

(This allows you to continue the game.)

Protagonist Fails

(This leads to a Bad Ending.)